IDontLikeBirds's game Reviews on Newgrounds

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[DDT]

The game works, but is nothing to write home about. There is very little to do, and is really repetitive at times. It gets boring really quick. The art, while not terrible, is pretty bland. And the controls are a little off.

Not a bad game, but it doesn't have anything that makes it fun to play.

[PAPER TOSS WITH FREDDIE 1 V 1 SPLIT SCREEN]

Terrible game.

The art style, firstly, is absolutely horrific. The menu is an absolute nightmare to look at, the text is barely readable and is placed half-haphazardly, as if no effort was put into it. The background look stolen strait from Google Images- you can see the watermark on it, and is moving for absolutely no reason. The characters look like they were drawn in 30 seconds with the shape tool is Microsoft Paint, not to mention the completely nonsensical inclusion of FNAF characters in the game. It's fine if you like the game, but it belongs nowhere here.

Secondly, the game-play is worse than the art. There are no directions in-game to tell you how to play besides the barely readable "Space to jump", and once I figured out how to move, I still couldn't understand how to score points. The game is utterly not fun to play, and isn't playable at all in a lot of ways.

Please do not upload games to Newgrounds just because you are able to. You should only put games here if you think they would be fun to play. This is quite the opposite of that.

0 stars.

[Lasagna Quest]

Game of the year 2012

[Sheep Jump 2.2]

(This is an Edit for my Main Acc, AnimationWaffles)

Up. You press up to jump.

I'm stupid.

REAL REVIEW:
The Game is fine. I personally really like the artstyle, the layout of the map, and how the game feels- the controls (When they work) are smooth. Other than that, though, it feels unfinished. For one: The map has no clear ending. You get to a certain point where it just... ends, no clear indication that it is the end of the game. Secondly: The jumpy yellow square mechanic is sort of frustrating, as the hitbox is smaller than the sprite makes it seem. You don't only have to be touching the yellow square, you have to be mostly inside of it. In most cases this is fine, but it can really make me annoyed when I'm touching the box, but I don't jump. Thirdly: Like the previous issue, there are times where pressing up doesn't register (Which is why I think I had my problem with jumping on my other review). This is extremely frustrating, and makes the game unfair.

This game is fine, and it looks somewhat polished (Minus the lack of ending), but you can definitely do better. Not anything to write home about, but not trash.

Lamby777 responds:

Thanks for the constructive criticism. I am currently working on level 1 (which is why there is no ending) and I think the jumping not registering is something in C2, but I will try to fix it. I made the hitbox for orbs pretty small but I can easily fix that next update. As for the jumping, it could take me a while but I could make it so that space and mouse button work as jump, too.