Total Medals Earned: 118 (From 20 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,250 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/500 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Jump to the Top of Noobie Island!
Get to the Top of Dark Hill
Get to the Top of Enol Hill
Get to the Top of the Twin Peaks
Climb the first 4 mountains!
Medals Earned: 5/20 (25/375 points)
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
Give the Shotgun a go!
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/180 points)
You have completed the tutorial!
You have completed Level 1!
You have completed Level 2!
You have completed Level 3!
You have completed Level 4!
You have completed Level 5!
You have completed Level 6!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (175/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/12 (50/440 points)
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 6/30 (40/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Complete level 25
Complete level 26
Complete level 27
Complete level 28
Complete level 29
Complete level 30
Medals Earned: 6/11 (45/295 points)
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40
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/330 points)
-1 Life!
Unwrap an Empty Present
Unwrap a Rare Present
Complete the Impossible Quizmas
Collect all 45 Quizmas Presents
Medals Earned: 19/20 (490/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Get punched by a banana
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/490 points)
Suffer the grasping hand of the underworld.
Die a final time.
Reduce enemy numbers to 400.
Kill 9+ with a single attack.
Fall prey to 4 different hazards in a single game.
Reduce enemy numbers to 200.
Reduce enemy numbers to 0?
Accumulate 3000 lifetime kills.
Reduce enemy numbers to 100.